When Barbara Palvin split with Justin Bieber, we clearly stuck with Barbara. We’re not really Bielibers. We’re more Palverts. Barbara rewards our loyalty, along with that of her league of fans, with a very erotic nude Marie Claire Italy series.
German model Julia Stegner is nude and pregnant in Vogue Germany, for a feature entitled “Everyday You Make Me Smile.” Well, Julia is certainly putting a smile on our faces. We spotted Julia last year, and this new nude and hot-preggo-puffy-nipples set of pictures makes us take a second look.
We’re not sure what to make of Kate Upton’s recent comments. Well, yes, we do, she’s downright nutty. In interview with The Sun, Kate knock her really only redeeming quality, her breasts. “I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs,” she said on Sunday. “In my eyes, Cameron Diaz has the perfect figure,” she added. “Every single day, I’m like, ‘Oh, man, it would be so much easier,’ especially if people didn’t constantly bring them up.” We wonder if every day she goes to the bank and banks millions of dollars based on her breasts, if she wishes her checks were smaller too.
Duke University freshman Belle Knox (her porn name, not her real name), who was recently outed as a porn star, and all the media coverage, and her outspoken defense of blowjobs and gangbangs in porn films as a form of feminism, has resonated with many young women looking to be feminist adult performers. In fact, the all nude Show Palace in Queens has been flooded with applications since women learned that Belle Knox would be dancing there. The club’s manager Mike Diaz said, “We are getting bombarded, five to 10 applicants a day. The Knox story is bringing them in.” Apparently, according to Mike, Baruch and Brooklyn Colleges are providing the best pole dancers. However, the biggest numbers of applicants have come from Queens College and NYU. “They’re not so good-looking. I don’t know why,” Mike said. “So far, none have met our standards.” None yet have come from Columbia University.
Almost every major news publication is reporting on the most disastrous tweet in history. In responding to a customer complaint, US Airways inadvertently posted this picture, of a nude woman, legs spread wide in the missionary position with a toy airplane in her pussy. The post to @ellerafter said “We welcome feedback, Elle. If your travel is complete, you can detail it here for review and follow-up.” The picture doesn’t exactly match the comment, however. US Airways has launched a investigation and removed the tweet, though it will live in infamy. “We apologize for an inappropriate image recently shared as a link in one of our responses. We’ve removed the tweet and are investigating,” an apology read. It will be hard for anyone to ever top this tweet.
Technically, Svanhild is not a redhead. She’s been tagged as a redhead, which is how we came upon her in our search for the redhead devotion month of April. But she’s also been tagged a brunette, and a blonde. It doesn’t really matter. Once we found Svanhild, it was hard not to at least give her her due. She is a Russian model who has worked almost exclusively for Domai, Met-Art and FemJoy. She is naturally a busty 32F, which is obviously what caught our attention and still has us very attentive. We believe this series is from her Domai days, but someone removed the watermarks.
New Orleans lawyer Jennifer Gaubert apparently got drunk, and did the responsible thing, she took a cab home. But in addition to being drunk, Jennifer was also apparently very horny, or at least very turned on by her cab driver. So much so, in fact, she flashed her pussy repeatedly in his face and tried to seduce him. But the cabbie would have none of it. He recorded the encounter with his cell phone, and is heard saying. “I have a girlfriend,” and “I have to go home and I’m devoted to her.” Jennifer, however, is persistent, saying “things happen” and that his girlfriend is lucky as he is “hot”. After the encounter, Jennifer told police the cab driver tried to black mail her. He was arrested on suspicion of voyeurism and extortion and ended up spending three days in jail before he was released without any charges. Jennifer, for her part, was then charged with making false statements and faces five months behind bars if found guilty. She has already been convicted of battery, for touching the cab drive, but she is appealing, saying what she did was “embarrassing” but not a crime. The cab driver is suing everybody.
Airbnb is a home-sharing website, that is apparently plagued with hookers and escort agencies according to some reports. Last month it was a report of the “XXX FREAK FEST” hosted in one Airbnb user’s apartment. This month, there are reports that at least one escort agency regularly uses Airbnb to save money renting hotel rooms, turning upscale New York City apartments into cheap brothels. A 21-year-old call girl who spoke on the condition of anonymity said, “It’s more discreet and much cheaper than The Waldorf.” She added, “Hotels have doormen and cameras. They ask questions. Apartments are usually buzz-in.” She revealed that her agency rents Airbnb apartments in the Financial District or Midtown West for up to a week at time, and then rotates hookers through the door with clients around-the-clock, nonstop. “[They] probably save $200 to $300 a night by not getting a hotel,” the sex worker said. “It’s really good for business.”
Publicist Jessica Penzari recently discovered her apartment had been used by an Airbnb user for sex. “She told me that she was in the Army and needed a place to hang out before she got shipped out,” Jessica said. “She said she was being deployed that week. She was asking for places to go out with her friends.” Jessica’s renter was not in the Army, but a call girl, and in a dispute between the hooker and her John over the price of his “massage,” the John slashed her. Police called Jessica. She came home to find baby wipes and “at least 10 condoms.”
Let’s get naked, Germany! Munich, the third largest city in the Deutschland, recently legalized public nudity is six designated “urban naked zones.” The zones are in park areas, but some are as close as 10 minutes from the city center. Progressive nudity is nothing new to Germany, in 1920 Germans were the first to establish a nude beach. Statewide laws controlling nude sunbathing expired last fall, leaving the cities to decide for themselves. Munich has really mostly put into law what has been common and accepted practice in many areas already.
We don’t pretend to truly understand or appreciate the fashion world, we appreciate the relatively few instances of raw sensuality that it gives us. Grace Hartzel, as part of the Pre-Fall Saint Lauren Paris collection, showcases the meaning of fashion nude chic, with a bit of exposed breasts.