What does it mean to be a porn star? We like to use the word “porn” to mean an “indulgence,” like bikini porn, lingerie porn, fashion porn, etc. No person in their right mind would believe that we mean pornography, any more than references to “food porn” suggest some kinky food sex game. Not everybody keeps up with the lexicon, however, so we sometimes get a few unhappy campers. We recently posted a blog on Melissa Riso, who, as we said, was becoming a favorite of ours for some really great sexy bikini porn. But that sent Melissa railing against us on Twitter, saying “I am not a porn star!” Clever devils we were, we said, we need to investigate further.
And in taking a look, we discovered Melissa had done some masturbation and full on open leg work, in most instances under the name Claire Sanders, both in pictures and in video (several times). There was even a FreeOnes.com message board devoted to Melissa Riso – AKA: Claire Sanders, June XoXo. That was a part of her we hadn’t seen. But then Melissa’s boyfriend got into trashing us on Twitter too (and lord knows that having your boyfriend run in half-cocked always makes situations better). He used all these big words like “infringement,” “malicious,” and “willfully,” and for a moment we thought he was a lawyer. But he must have learned those words at the Blue Mountains International Hotel Management School, he’s a “Hospitality Visionary,” according to his LinkedIn profile.
And so putting aside our use of the adjective “porn” to mean “indulgence” we were left with a quandary (we know some big words too!), what does it mean to be a porn star? If you spread your legs open for gratuitous pussy shots, like Melissa, does that make you a porn star? If you shoot a masturbation video with close-ups of you rubbing yourself silly, like Melissa, does that make you a porn star? And what if you do it, not once, but at least twice, like Melissa? (Below are some screen caps, we’d post the video, but they keep getting removed, and why would we deny you the opportunity to Google Claire Sanders and find it yourself.) Do you need a porn star name? And does Claire Sanders (Melissa’s alter ego) really sound like a porn star? Wait…Melissa Riso appears to have another alias, June XoXo, which does sound more pornish. And with former links on FreeOnes.com under June XoXo like “June XoXo strips and shows her hot Pussy and Ass,” we were pretty convinced that makes you a porn star. We rarely show such explicit material on our blog, it’s just too damn pornographic for us. So, maybe you’re a porn star for a pretty explicit porn past, but does it ever go away? Is there life after porn? Maybe Melissa really meant to say, “I am not a porn star anymore!”